As many of you know, Jed has invested much into extending the deck on the house. Being the plumber's helper I was growing up, it was like second nature for me to just offer help on the building as needed. And as many of you also know, a few Saturdays ago, while helping, Johnny had a sledge hammer slip from his hand and land on my head. Needless to say it hurt and led to a trip to the ER and 3 staples to close up the wound.
Because of this injury, I enjoyed the attention from everyone and showing off my battle scars. During this time, I've given many one-liners to my injury. So, I've compiled a list of my favorite that were either off the top of my head or ones that I gave much thought to.
And heeeeeere they are....
10. "I'm not sure if it knocked something loose or knocked it back into place."
9. "Well, there's already so many holes in my head, I didn't think anyone would notice another."
8. "I haven't had anything to blog about recently, so here's another topic."
7. "This is what I get for not going into the family business."
6. "This is what I get for not letting my mama cut my hair anymore."
5. "Mama was right, I do have a hard head."
4. "Daddy was right, I am a knot head."
3. "I don't think Jed is going to like that you're saying it should have been him."
2. "Johnny was mad that I skipped out on work the day before."
1. "Considering I've been to the beach 3 weeks this summer along with sleeping past 11, being a teacher is still worth the summer break."
Velocity
10 hours ago
2 comments:
You know what my comment will be..."poor Matt Matt". Hope your head is better. I too have experienced staples in the head...Not a bit of fun!
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